The tight jeans show off a display of the aroma of a K-legged legend. She came boldly, cat walking down the alley way; her kneels almost rushing to join the other leg. She walked with all alacrity, giving an air of self-fulfilment.

Yes she is beautiful no doubt, as her beauty drew more attention to the sun than trying to quench the attention of the wet Earth beneath her tight jean legs. Her beauty was made more manifest by the size of her undergarment. She is a perfect beauty, an example of the manqué seen on the pages of a glossary Magazine.

She wore that undergarment with style. Yes the style that brought out the tightness in her. She is one of the girls that love to tighten the grip of their bodies, more especially the bottom part of things, giving no room for the eyes to roam into oversize.

Is she the size zero type, Emm no. She is the tight jeans wearer, who is so precise to her mean supremacy to keeping her bits to size. She loves to buy what will fit tight on her body, thereby showing off all the remaining cleavages and leaving the roaming eyes to do the final damage to themselves.

Yes she is the tight jeans girl, who loves to show off her K-Legs. She is fleshy but loves to contain the flesh inside her tight jeans. Making sure that what remains leaves an imprint in the imaginations of the onlooker.

My Tight Jeans Curiosity

“What do girls gain in wearing tight jeans?” You may ask; and “what exactly is your business if I may ask?”

A girl is very much free to tighten the grip on their dresses, so get on with your life and let the girl with the tight jeans rest. If you are tired of fixating your eyes on her tight jeans, then find a flabby cot and give it your gaze.

But like seriously, are there health implications of wearing very tight jeans by both males and females creatures?

The men have already invaded the trend of wearing tight jeans, so most women have no say on that. I keep seeing the trend, but have seriously reserved my comments.

They say it’s trendy; yes we must go with the trend. But listen, have you as a man looked at the long term implications of tightening your scrotal sack all the time, all in the name of wearing tight jeans and blending with the fashion trend?

Have you thought about what your thighs go through when they are squeezed beyond comprehension as you try to fit into the very much tight jeans?

If you haven’t noticed, your scrotal sack would always be over warm when you pack it inside a small sized sack, thereby not allowing enough air to reach the ventricles and veins around the God-given instrument of mass production.

I wonder what will become of the sperm count of the people of this generation someday. Apart from your scrotum, you are also gradually thinning the blood vessels around the leg and the ones that lead to your scrotal sack and the virginal duct.

Ok, I am done, no more messing with the tight jeans situation… It is stretchy you’ll say, but forget about that and focus on the bigger picture.

Please do not say I asked you to stop wearing your tight jeans… I love them and I love seeing them on you!

Case dismissed!

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  1. Lilian Babe says:

    Well, ladies and even guys do squatting exercises which is good for the thighs. Soo… Let dem wear skinnys, not OVER SKINNY. Some peoples info can actually be annoying…lol

    Well, for someone like you (assuming the writer is a woman looool) that’s got wonderful curves, U just gonna have to wear some nice slim fitted trousers/jean. It makes U look smart and shappy.

    As for girls, well, as long as its has no effect to their womb or their V, they can wear it. They look good in it cos it brings out their shape and curves. It doesn’t have to be too tight also.

    My conclusion, Everything in life has to be done in Moderation. Moderate skinny is just fine.

  2. Jude Scott says:

    …..thereby not allowing enough air to reach the ventricles and veins around the God-given instrument of mass production.

    Hmmm… Nice article. I dont understand the writer’s point if to wear or not to wear. Towards the end of the article or just making out some points from it.

    2ndly, what oda effect does it have to ladies apart from reducing the blood vessel on their thighs. Well, I do wear skinnies atyms buh not too tight at least allow some level of comfortability and not grabbing my balls. I would say wearing it ain’t bad as long as its not TOO tight.

    I definitely won’t feel soo comfortable wearing a big/baggy trouser cos I dont want my scrotum to be warm. When I’m home, I always wear my shorts or boxers and some tyms I could sleep totally naked. I think dat can cover up for a whole day of skinny.

  3. Seems I have set off a flood of Thoughts on my Tight Jeans situation.
    I thought I was trying to help people with Scrotal sacs and the "V" duct get a hold of their life and lifestyle, little did I know I was setting up a higher argument. But hear this:

    "If you haven't noticed, your scrotal sack would always be over warm when you pack it inside a small sized sack, thereby not allowing enough air to reach the ventricles and veins around the God-given instrument of mass production.

    I wonder what will become of the sperm count of the people of this generation someday. Apart from your scrotum, you are also gradually thinning the blood vessels around the leg and the ones that lead to your scrotal sack and the virginal duct.

    Ok, I am done, no more messing with the tight jeans situation… It is stretchy you’ll say, but forget about that and focus on the bigger picture.

    Please do not say I asked you to stop wearing your tight jeans… I love them and I love seeing them on you!

    Case dismissed!"

    Now tell me where I went wrong ohh, or better still counter my views!!

  4. Follow the trend and pay the prize.
    The future of your generation lies in your hands.

  5. Lol, don't worry, the fabric of this article has been well fitted into my mind.

  6. I looked for a better piece to cut off my mind, but this skinny Tight Jeans flew into my mind!

  7. Seems I have set off a flood of Thoughts on my Tight Jeans situation.
    I thought I was trying to help people with Scrotal sacs and the "V" duct get a hold of their life and lifestyle, little did I know I was setting up a higher argument. But hear this:

    "If you haven't noticed, your scrotal sack would always be over warm when you pack it inside a small sized sack, thereby not allowing enough air to reach the ventricles and veins around the God-given instrument of mass production.

    I wonder what will become of the sperm count of the people of this generation someday. Apart from your scrotum, you are also gradually thinning the blood vessels around the leg and the ones that lead to your scrotal sack and the virginal duct.

    Ok, I am done, no more messing with the tight jeans situation… It is stretchy you’ll say, but forget about that and focus on the bigger picture.

    Please do not say I asked you to stop wearing your tight jeans… I love them and I love seeing them on you!

    Case dismissed!"

    Now tell me where I went wrong ohh, or better still counter my views!!

  8. Hahaha….this has got to be one of the best no-no sense and nil-sugarcoated piece of mind given on skinny jeans….rotflmao!!

  9. PASA says:

    Trends or no trend what is not good has no two names. Wearing everything too tight by a girl does more damage than show off only the cleavage area.

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