Dear Manchester United Fan’s Wives and Girlfriends – WAGs for short.

If your Man, who happens to be a Manchester United Fan shows any sign of anger, feeling down, frustration, devastation, less concerned and other forms of period pains, please bear with them because as at today, all Manchester United fans are experiencing the signs and symptoms of Period.

The brutal defeat of Manchester United FC by Manchester City FC in today’s Manchester derby is enough to make any man who is devoted to football feel as if the whole World has come crashing.

Manchester United WAGs to the Rescue

The Manchester United derbyThe recipe for tonight is a special meal, well prepared by you and served with FULL smiles.

Please do not in any way or form attempt to ask, request or propose any topic that involves money this night. Your man is in a dire situation, his condition is beyond repair, until morning.

Please find another thing to occupy his mind, even if it is the #X-Factor show.

In case he decides to go on Facebook, please have a cup of cold water nearby, so that when he faints because of all the comments from #Arsenal Fans (#AFC), #ManCity Fans or even #Liverpool Fans, you can be able to resuscitate him by the use of the very child water, wine or beer.

Please get behind your man tonight and help him get over this painful loss.

To ALL Manchester United Fans, please take heart. We lost today but we will wait to fight another day!!

Manchester United Vs Man City Key Moments

In case you want to know the highlights of the goals, please see below as highlighted by Yahoo Sports.

 16’ – GOAL: City 1-0 United: Nasri slips in Kolarov down the left and the defender whips in a dangerous cross. It’s slightly behind Aguero but the striker adjusts his position to somehow volley the ball beyond De Gea. Stunning strike.

45+1’ – GOAL: City 2-0 United: Zabaleta wins a late corner. Nasri whips it in, Negredo beats Smalling to the ball and although his header isn’t going on target, Toure pops up to shin in the loose ball. The Etihad erupts!

47’ – GOAL: City 3-0 United: Negredo rolls his marker inside the area and crosses for Aguero who, despite volleying straight at De Gea, sees his shot bundle over the line. Wow.

50’ – GOAL: City 4-0 United: Navas bombs down the right as an army of City players race up to join him. The United players hardly look interested as the cross finds Nasri who volleys home City’s fourth. This is ridiculous.

80’ – GOALMOUTH SCRAMBLE: Evra loses Aguero but sees his header crash against the post. The ball breaks to Rooney who beats two light blue shirts before floating the ball back into the area which Hart comes to punch clear. England’s number one is briefly out of position which encourages Rooney to strike at goal. Hacked off the line. A goalmouth scramble ensues. City survive.

87’ – GOAL: City 4-1 United: Rooney’s free-kick was worth the wait as he curls his effort beyond Hart into the top corner. Stunning strike. Makes the score slightly more respectable for United.

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  1. Atagone says:

    To All Manchester United fans I say: The best is yet to come.
    To All Man City Fans, I say: Congrats!!
    To All Arsenal Fans, I say Congrats!!
    To All Chelsea Football Club Fans, I say Congratulations!!!

    To All @WAGS, I say take care of your men!!!!

  2. Dear Manchester United Fan's Wives and Girlfriends – WAGs for short.

    If your Man, who happens to be a Manchester United Fan shows any sign of anger, feeling down, frustration, devastation, less concerned and other forms of period pains, please bear with them because as at today, all Manchester United fans are experiencing the signs and symptoms of Period.

    The brutal defeat of Manchester United FC by Manchester City FC in today's Manchester derby is enough to make any man who is devoted to football feel as if the whole World has come crashing.

    Please follow these steps to help him mourn the loss!!

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